#i snort laughed

[rebeccapearson]

I will not have it said that the son of Henri IV is a coward. It is my task to show courage and leadership, it is yours to protect me.

[ordinariums-a]

@normaltothemax cont. from here

"Ah shit. No kid, seriously. Anyone asks, I wasn't here. And if you can do that, and I'll organise a lifetime supply of whatever the hell you want. Free of charge. We got a deal?"

[ragsy]

(tags via @blujayonthewing )

[lay-z]

wtf girl ur gorgijus or however that shit is spelt

Inwould fuck u on V-day 🙂‍↕️

That's so sweet aww 🩷🥺

[abigailspinach]

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[vivitalks]

freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

[tavtime]

I don't ordinarily care what actors do, but Dave Jones responding to people moralizing about retweeting horny fanart by giving out British Gas (BG)'s complaints department post box address is definitely the funniest thing anyone did on the internet today.

[thursdaythen]

Day 6: New & Niche

What if we were two unknowable, female-presenting entities in the vast void haha.... unless?

[simplydnp]

The Dan in the Shrek shirt and hat is giving “we were being silly and soft still in our pjs in the hotel room” vibes like he looks like he just woke up 😭🥺

lightly tousled for sure. a lil squinty a little flirty a little ruffled. definitely part of how they recovered from jet lag

[musewrangler]

These are amazing 😂😂😂

a collection

[feng-shui71]

I'm sorry if my ask keeps getting eaten, but maybe something wholesome?

I have a hc from re5 Wesker that since he wrinkles his nose when he's mad, I think if he laughs hard enough, he snorts so maybe Excella, Chris or Jordan doing smthn to make him laugh hard?

Of course anon!!

[joaneteporis]

Colin Bridgerton in the role of every man I have ever asked for help, ever

[sadlynotthevoid]

You know how the phandom tends to give Danny physical traits that resemble the galaxy/sky. Well, what about the other way around?

Some day he's looking at the moon with his telescope and notices it has his face on it.

[magpie-to-the-morning]

@jazzelsaur @radiowallet

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Charlie: Angel is smiling, did something happen?

Angel: What? I can’t smile just ‘cause I feel like it?

Husk: Valentino tripped and fell in the parking lot.

[akinmablog]

Daniel: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Armand: No, we are mad.

Daniel: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Armand: No, we’re not!

Daniel: I am not a mind reader, Armand!